About
Welcome to Baldina’s Education—a poetic yet chilling memecoin inspired by the grammar-obsessed, ruler-wielding terror teacher who’s always ready to chase and punish you.
Baldina hails from the nightmarish classroom of Baldina's Basis in Education and Learning. She used to be a gentle poetry teacher… until too many students got her questions wrong, making her angrier with each mistake. Now Baldina isn’t here to tutor you in grammar… she’s here to rewrite the essay of your life.
You must learn language...
Miss a single word, she’ll smack your wallet with her ruler.
Answer a riddle correctly, she’ll light your green candle.
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Disclaimer
This isn’t a language arts class.
It’s a survival test.
You’re not a student—you’re the textbook.
Baldina is watching. She can hear your typos.
HODL strong. Survive.
Maybe you’ll graduate with a green chart.
